msn

[some alleyway somewhere with my camera sometime.]

the role of msn in my life.

i hate it alot sometimes, because its flashing away on my toolbar just to get some inane, generic greeting like like hey hey how are you good how are you good what you been up to nothing much you yeah i admit ive been guilty of doing that. break out of the cycle. this guy i talk to never ceases to amaze me with the intruiging shit he spouts on msn. when he flashes i dont mind.
another thing - people who feel the urge to say '??' or 'you there???' when you obviously havent replied yet, as if them saying this will make you answer faster...?

id like to share his strangeness with you:
(11:14 PM) -: yeah opinions are assholes because no one likes someone else's but everybody has one (11:25 PM) -: accordign to my friend, when he touches his nipple he gets nostalgic (11:26 PM) -: HE TOUCHES HIS NIPPLE BECAUSE HE IS A STRANGE GUY (11:26 PM) -: he said that it reminds him of russia in the summertime (11:26 PM) -: and i'm like (11:27 PM) -: there is no summertime in russia (11:00 PM) -: fuck that's so gay (11:01 PM) -: because like (11:01 PM) -: men (11:01 PM) -: hooking up with men is so gay (11:01 PM) -: because (11:01 PM) -: when guys hook up they usually have gay sex (11:01 PM) -: and gay sex is gay (11:01 PM) -: so it's gay. (11:02 PM) -: <3> (11:02 PM) -: f (11:04 PM) -: sometimes i think they just put penises in their mouths (11:04 PM) -: because (11:05 PM) -: sounds healthier (11:09 PM) -: penetration is beautiful only if one does not have to view it under an electron microscope (9:49 PM) -: by my youth i mean the time when people really go out and collect friends of the opposite gender straight after learning properly about sex and orgasmo for the first time (9:49 PM) -: i was playing it cool. only talked to one girl. (9:49 PM) -: so (9:49 PM) -: i don't know how to domesticate women on harry potter (4:20 PM) -: not some rabid wizard guy who all of a sudden gives a little boy a scar on his head and becomes 'brave' and shit. on his...? (11:25 PM) -: a little short of 5 inches. (11:25 PM) -: yeah it does (11:25 PM) -: it's a tad short (11:25 PM) -: pretty short (11:25 PM) -: but (11:25 PM) -: dating a slut is probably not my thing. (11:25 PM) -: a nymph is okay (11:26 PM) -: nympho (11:26 PM) -: but i guess nymphs who like (11:26 PM) -: undersized penises are rare (11:27 PM) -: but i guess i could do anal better than an 8 incher (11:27 PM) -: but the thought of it (11:27 PM) -: kind of (11:27 PM) -: urgh

??
(12:05 AM) -: sex on the beach on the rocks. (12:05 AM) -: no, i haven't actually. (12:05 AM) -: it sounds great. (12:05 AM) -: i should ask the girl i'm in deep for to make some (12:05 AM) -: and i'll eat her (12:05 AM) -: finger (12:05 AM) -: and (12:05 AM) -: watch her bleed (12:06 AM) -: her sacred blood (12:06 AM) -: mmm (12:06 AM) -: and then when i die i'll cremate myself with her (12:06 AM) -: well i guess i'll request it (12:06 AM) -: i love avacado with condensed milk though (12:06 AM) -: great stuff (12:06 AM) -: but yeah, diluting it is good

ahhh, the boy makes me laff.